Tuesday a Day for Thinking

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IT'S TUESDAY !

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A Day Mankind

Set Aside For Thinking!
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Warning Labels

1.) On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."


2.) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."


3.) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap."


4.) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

5.) On a tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."

6.) On bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."


8.) On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication"

9.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

10.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

11.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."


12.) On peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

13.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)

14.) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."


15.) On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands ."

16.) On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."


17.) On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control."


18.) On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before using in
washing machine."

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