Monday Blues Not So Blue For Most
(Aka) - BLUE MONDAY
BUT NOT SO BLUE THIS MONDAY
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THANK GOD FOR HOLIDAYS!
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HOW ABOUT A FEW JOKES FOR FUN!
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HOW ABOUT A FEW JOKES FOR FUN!
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Educational Stuff First!
Words With Two Meanings
Thingy (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
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Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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THEN THE FUN STUFF!
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet.
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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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A Man sits down at a table in a restaurant and asks the waitress:
"Do you serve breakfast here?"
"Sure; what'll it be?" the waitress responds.
"I'll have some watery scrambled eggs .. and some burnt toast ... and some weak coffee, lukewarm." says the man.
"Whatever you say, sir." says the waitress.
The man then says "Now, are you doing anything while the order is going through?"
"Why - no sir." she responds.
"Great" says the man "then sit here and nag me a while ... I'm homesick!"
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