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Yo Momma Lines: So Ugly

1. Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."

2. Yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

3. Yo momma is so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

4. Yo momma is so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and somebody tried
to put it out with a fork.

5. Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

6. Yo momma is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

7. Yo momma is so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star
Wars.

8. Yo momma is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck .

9. Yo momma is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

10. Yo momma is so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

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