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Recently, when I went to McDonald's. I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six? "" That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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