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Bathroom Sayings

1. Here I sit, in the hall of vapors.
Some darn fool done stole the papers.
The bell has rung I must not linger.
Look out ass here comes my finger.
(Variation) Here I sit in deadly vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger?
(Variation) Here I sit
In the halls
of Vapor.
Some darn fool
Done stole
the Paper
(Variation) Here I sit,
In the vapor.
Last guy in,
Used all the paper!
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2. Found printed on a condom machine.
"This is the worst chewing-gum I have ever ate!"
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3. Seen written on a stall in a men's bathroom:
"My wife follows me everywhere."
Written just below it:
"I do not."
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4. Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their shit in little balls.
And you who read these words of wit,
Eat those little balls of shit.
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5. Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
Wasted a dime, but what the hell,
At least I can sit, and enjoy the smell.
(Variation) Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted.
The next time I took a chance,
Saved a dime and shit my pants.
(Variation) Here I sit lonely hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted.
Back at my desk I take a chance,
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
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6. Found this on a condom machine at a local tavern.
"For a full refund,
please deposit baby here!"
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7. Be like Pop,
Not like Sis.
Lift the lid,
Before you Piss!
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8. Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.

(Variation) Some come here to sit and think
And write upon the wall.
I come here to shit and stink
And scratch my hairy balls.
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9. What do you call Willy Wonka's bathroom?
The candy man can.
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10. Women's bathroom:
"We aim to please,
Men claim to please."

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