Top Country Songs

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Top 25 country songs

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye


2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling


3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You


4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even


5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head)


6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


7. She's Actin' Single And I'm Drinkin' Doubles


8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go away


9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You


10. I Liked You Better Before I knew You So Well


11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better


12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win


13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight


14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here


15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You


16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now


17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You


18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him


19. Please Bypass My Heart


20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger


21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat


22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure


24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer


25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few