Thursday It's Cool To Be Dumb!

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TODAY'S READ!

IT'S THURSDAY !

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The Day Set Aside Where...

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It's Cool To Be And Act DUMB!

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Set Aside For Thinking!

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Bart Simpson Chalkboard Sayings

1.) I will not waste chalk

2.) I will not skateboard in the halls

3.) I will not burp in class

4.) I will not instigate revolution

5.) I will not draw naked ladies in class

6.) I did not see Elvis

7.) I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'

8.) Garlic gum is not funny

9.) They are laughing at me, not with me

10.) I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom

11.) I will not encourage others to fly

12.) I will not fake my way through life

13.) Tar is not a plaything

14.) I will not Xerox my butt

15.) I will not trade pants with others

16.) I will not do that thing with my tongue

17.) I will not drive the principal's car

18.) I will not pledge allegiance to Bart

19.) I will not sell school property

20.) I will not cut corners

21.) I will not get very far with this attitude

22.) I will not make flatulent noises in class

23.) I will not belch the National Anthem

24.) I will not sell land in Florida

25. I will not grease the monkey bars

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