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The Day Set Aside For -

Questions That Make
You Think!

1.) If you throw a cat out a car
window, does it become kitty litter?

2.) If corn oil comes from corn, where
does baby oil come from?

3.) If there is no God, who pops up the next
Kleenex in the box?

4.) When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's
nose?

5.) Why do they put braille on the
number pads of drive-through teller
machines?

6.) How did a fool and his money get
together?

7.) If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they
stick Teflon to the pan?

8.) How do they get a deer to cross at
that yellow road sign?

9.) If it's tourist season, why can't we
shoot them?

10.) What's another word for thesaurus?

11.) Why do they sterilize the needles for
lethal injections?

12.) What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

13.) Why is abbreviation such a long
word?

14.) Why is there an expiration date on
my sour cream container?

15.) Why do kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?

16.) How do you know when it is time to
tune your bagpipes?

17.) Is it true that cannibals don't eat
clowns because they taste
funny?

18.) When you choke a smurf, what color
do they turn?

19.) Does fuzzy logic tickle?

20.) Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye
sled dogs?

21.) Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
special Olympics?

22.) Why do they call it a TV set when
you only get one?

23.) Do radioactive cats have 18
half-lives?

24.) If you shoot a mime, should you use
a silencer?

25.) What was the best thing before sliced
bread?

26.) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of
the bottle?

27.) Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

28.) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

29.) Is it possible to be totally
partial?

30.) If a book about failures doesn't sell, is
it a success?

31.) If the funeral procession is at
night, do folks drive with their
lights off?

32.) If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a
sound?

33.) If the cops arrest a mime, do they
tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

34.) If a parsley farmer is sued, can
they garnish his wages?

35.) When it rains, why don't sheep
shrink?

36.) Should vegetarians eat animal
crackers?

37.) Do cemetery workers prefer the
graveyard shift?

38.) Do hungry crows have ravenous
appetites?

39.) Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the
way it sounds?

40.) Why do people sing "Take Me Out To
The Ball Game" when they're
already there?

41.) Why do people say "tuna fish?"
They don't say "beef mammal" or
"chicken bird!"

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