Futures shattered by politics

Friday, December 23, 2005

Just Funny Stuff for Christmas cheer!

Have
A Very
Merry Christmas
With
A Joke!
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Top Signs You're a New Yorker


1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means
the borough of Manhattan.

2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire
State Building, but love Coney Island.

3. Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multi-lingual.

5. You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price to be
charged without a gun held to your head.

6. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple."


7. Your door has more than three locks.

8. Your favorite movie has DeNiro and Pacino in it.

9. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

10. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.



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Remember...
Like I always say!
Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!
Just one request!
Please
Don't let
Christmas Die!

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Jokes / Stories

Have
A Very
Merry Christmas
With
A Joke!

Recently, when I went to McDonald's. I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six? "" That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
TOP 10 STUPID QUESTIONS

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the
center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!
Just one request!
Please
Don't let
Christmas Die!

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Merry Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS
To All
Fellow Bloggers!
And a BIG
THANK YOU!
From The Folks
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