Futures shattered by politics

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Merry Christmas is Christ's Birthday!

Merry Christmas
Fellow Bloggers!
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Ok, Folks,
This is today's favorite funny product!
What Is This? What Can This Do?

BILLY BOB FUNNY PACIFIERS

As if babies and toddlers are not cute enough,

we proudly introduce these hilarious Billy Bob Pacifiers.

When your little one pops this in their mouth, people will just crack up.

Be sure to check out our line of Billy Bob Fake Teeth too!

Remember...
Like I always say!
Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!
Just one request!
Please
Don't let
Christmas Die!

A Smelly Gift!


Merry Christmas

To All
Fellow Bloggers!

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Ok, Folks,
This is today's favorite funny product!
What Is This? What Can This Do?

Yep! It's a STINKER!

Click on me choking if you Dare!

This stuff really does stink! Words can not describe the disgusting and awful smell released when you spray this can.

They do not call it Fart Spray for nothing!

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Remember...

Like I always say!
Have a Very

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!


I Love you people!
Just one request!

Please Don't let
Christmas Die!

Merry Christmas
To All
Fellow Bloggers!
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Ok, Folks,This is today's favorite funny product that is selling quickly!
Who is This? What Can This Do?


The Wobbler looks and feels like a regular golf ball. But when you putt...it wobbles all over the putting green. The Wobbler lends itself to endless joke situations.

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We are the largest, funniest Jokes, Gags & Pranks product site on the web!
Remember...
Like I always say!
Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!

Just one request!
Please Don't let
Christmas Die!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Crude Dolls?

Merry Christmas
To All
My Fellow Bloggers!
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Ok, Folks,
This is today's favorite funny product that is selling quickly!

Who is This? What Can This Do?



7-11 Owner / Operator
THE CRUDEST CREW AROUND
Bang 'em on their head, and listen to their trash talk!
The world famous line of Trash Talker dolls. When first released in these offensive toys quickly gained worldwide media coverage as the most offensive line of dolls ever produced. You bang these dolls on their head, and they talk trash, a lot of trash! Each doll is approximately 8 inches tall, and includes batteries.
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Isn't She a Beauty?
Bang 'em on their head, and listen to their trash talk!
The world famous line of Trash Talker dolls. When first released in these offensive toys quickly gained worldwide media coverage as the most offensive line of dolls ever produced. You bang these dolls on their head, and they talk trash, a lot of trash! Each doll is approximately 8 inches tall, and includes batteries.
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Like I always say!
Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!

Just one request....

Please Don't let Christmas Die!

Today's Rude Santa!

Merry Christmas
To All
My Fellow Bloggers!
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Ok, Folks,
This is today's favorite funny product that is selling quickly!
What Is This? What Can This Do?

Our Grumpy Santa is not jolly, in fact he is very grumpy! The perfect gift for The Scrooge in your office or family. He is motion activated, with sensors in each foot. When activated Grumpy Santa turns his head left or right and wisecracks while moving his mouth. Grumpy Santa is 12 inches tall and says 7 wacky fun holiday phrases such as:
Back off, it's been a rough year for Santa!
Keep it up and Ill put you on my other list!
Aww, forgot nice! I like naughty!
I quit, get your own free stuff!

Here's your Christmas Cheer BELLLECH!!


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We are the largest, funniest Jokes, Gags & Pranks product site on the web!

Remember... Like I always say!

Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!

I Love you people!

Just one request....


Please Don't let Christmas Die!

Server down

Ok Finally after a long 14+ hours the server went back online! So everything is once again operational.... Disregard Below statement..

I am really in a bad situation... the ipower web server has been down for over 14 hours and is still down. This means that my website Nickersonstores.com is not online at this time.. Please stop by later and see if it's back online

Monday, December 12, 2005

Christmas Shops & Fun Places!

Merry Christmas
To All My Fellow Bloggers!
Do you know of a website that offers Christmas Gifts or fun places
for children to do FUN stuff?
List it here for FREE .... But, there is one catch!
The site MUST say the words MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Not Happy Holidays .. Or XMAS it must specifically say the word "CHRISTMAS!"
And must NOT contain swears or racial or rude statements or meanings..
email or post the address here and I will be updating it as quickly as possible..
remember this is my Blog so I make the decision if it gets posted!
Oh Yeah!!! I love the feel of power! Hohoho
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Oh YES! My first recommended site!
THE WOODSHED: Home of one of the Web's most popular Christmas MIDI pages, plus links to Christmas pages, links to Christmas gifts, and loads of links other Christmas related sites on the Web. A major Christmas Web starting point since 1994.
NICKERSON STORES: The internets largest retailer of fun for Gag Gifts,! Open directory, jokes, pranks, gags and more!
Sheryl's Holiday Pages: Sheryl's Holiday. Merry Christmas.. Fun stuff, links, stories & more!
Wildcrazystuff.com: Funny Jokes, President, George W. Bush, CEO - Cheap, Executive Officer, gags more.

Today's Funny Irritating Item!


Merry Christmas
To All My Fellow Bloggers!
Ok, Folks,This is today's favorite funny product that is selling quickly!
What Is This?

What Can This Do?

REMOTE CONTROL DRIVE PEOPLE CRAZY MACHINE
Suggestion: Picture this if you can?.... Let's say you work in a cubicle and someone you know works a few cubicles down... You could bug them and others all day long.... Funny part is when they start getting close to the sound you stop doing it until they sit back down! Then you start all over again.... Hehehhe

You can hide the sound box anywhere and let the annoying sounds drive people crazy. We have loaded this device with the most irritating sounds we could find: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow.
Works through walls and up to 100 feet away!
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We are the largest, funniest Jokes, Gags & Pranks product site on the web!
Remember... Like I always say!
Have a Very

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!
Just one request....


Don't let Christmas Die!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Today's Funny Wacky Item!

Merry Christmas Fellow Bloggers!
Ok, Folks,
This is today's favorite funny product that is selling big time!
What is this?
Who is this?


Funny As "You know What!
Hangs from your Car Window
Imagine the expression on the faces of your fellow commuters when they glance over and see a screaming baby clutching to your car window, desperately trying to escape. Clipped to his shirt is the classic yellow "Baby on Board" sign with a slight modification.
This one reads
"Brat on Board".
Remember... Like I always say.!
Have a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers!
I Love you people!
Just one request....

Don't let Christmas Die!