Futures shattered by politics: 2005-12-04

Todays Funny Item

Merry Christmas Fellow Bloggers!

Ok, Folks,

This is today's favorite funny product that is selling big time!
What is this? Who is this?

Why it's PERV! The Truly Revolting Elf

Click on O'le Perv and see what he says!

Here are some of the Wacky Phrases You'll Hear from Perv the Elf:
Have I got a present for you....BOING!
You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too...BOING!
You know, elves aren't short everywhere...BOING!
(Giggle)...Naughty is my middle name!
Don't Tell Santa, but Mrs. Claus is on Fire...BOING!
Want to see my North Pole?...BOING!
Want to touch my lump of Coal?...BOING!

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Remember... Like I always say.!
Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers! I Love you people!
Just one request....

Don't let Christmas Die!

Funny Stuff!

Good Evening Folks!

Well we all know that it is Christmas time, and there are so many people in today's society who have nothing and by nothing I mean NOTHING!

There are lots of honest charities to help these families at the season which honors the birth of our Christ. I always list my favorite charity and it is always " Toys For Tots" .

I know there are probably more honest charities however, most of the people who run the charities are paid a huge yearly salary and the more they collect determines how much of a bonus the get.

Stay away from these companies and I think by the past histories, you have a clue who they are. If I had a charity and called it let's say "Help for the stupid politicians" and promised all donations would go toward the help for stupid politicians charity, then if I then ran an internet campaign promoting the cause... A lot of people would donate because they do not investigate the companies... they just have the need to help someone..

All I am rambling on with is "Play with caution when donating...

Ok now for today's favorite funny product that is actually selling!

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