Todays Funny Item

Merry Christmas Fellow Bloggers!

Ok, Folks,

This is today's favorite funny product that is selling big time!
What is this? Who is this?

Why it's PERV! The Truly Revolting Elf

Click on O'le Perv and see what he says!

Here are some of the Wacky Phrases You'll Hear from Perv the Elf:
Have I got a present for you....BOING!
You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too...BOING!
You know, elves aren't short everywhere...BOING!
(Giggle)...Naughty is my middle name!
Don't Tell Santa, but Mrs. Claus is on Fire...BOING!
Want to see my North Pole?...BOING!
Want to touch my lump of Coal?...BOING!

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Remember... Like I always say.!
Have a Very
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What a GREAT bunch of bloggers! I Love you people!
Just one request....

Don't let Christmas Die!