Boring Monday Nights
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1. Yo momma is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
2. Yo momma is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
3. Yo momma is so old her social security number is 1!
4. Yo momma is so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
5. Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
6. Yo momma is so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
7. Yo momma is so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
8. Yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
9. Yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
10. Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
11. Yo momma is so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
12. Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
13. Yo momma is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
14. Yo momma is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
15. Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
16. Yo momma is so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
17. Yo momma is so old bricks fall out of her
18. Yo momma is so old her footprints are dug up by archeologists
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